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It’s like WTF, but it’s just true horrifying terror.
Listen man I don’t make the rules here.
It’s stands for:
What
In
The
Ever
Loving
Flying
Fuck
“WITELFF is that?!?” - me as I log on to Twitter.com
WITELFF by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 18, 2022
Related Words
WITELF • WITELFF • Witef • Wifelfie • WITELH • WtELF

Wifelfie 

(wi-fel-fie) A picture that is taken of a man and his wife that is begrudgingly taken by oneself at request of the aforementioned wife. One can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera or in worst case scenario is taken with the use of a selfie stick.
Wife: Aw, we look so cute together. Take a pic of us so I can post on Insta.
Husband: Can't we eat out once without you wanting to take a wifelfie?
Commonly written as 'WTELF/wtelf'.
There is no storage in my 2300 square foot house. WTELF??

Correct verbal usage: 'What the elf?'
M: So the asshat didn't get the kids thermals before he took them skiing.

LM: What the elf? Are you kidding me??
WtELF by lawn_mama January 19, 2008
Stands for What the fuck or WTF. Used to spell out WTF since no one ever spells it letter by letter.
Witef , dude where's my car?
Witef by Nawxfreak April 9, 2018
WITEF is going on right now? Am I missing something?
WITEF by Q-B-atl July 18, 2018
WITELH WAS THAT??
WITELH by Jadey wadey June 14, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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