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WITELF is this code supposed to do?!
WITELF by wundrweapon April 3, 2017
Words you can keep
It’s like WTF, but it’s just true horrifying terror.
Listen man I don’t make the rules here.
It’s stands for:
What
In
The
Ever
Loving
Flying
Fuck
“WITELFF is that?!?” - me as I log on to Twitter.com
WITELFF by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 18, 2022
Related Words
WITELF WITELFF Witef Wifelfie WITELH WtELF

Wifelfie 

(wi-fel-fie) A picture that is taken of a man and his wife that is begrudgingly taken by oneself at request of the aforementioned wife. One can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera or in worst case scenario is taken with the use of a selfie stick.
Wife: Aw, we look so cute together. Take a pic of us so I can post on Insta.
Husband: Can't we eat out once without you wanting to take a wifelfie?
Commonly written as 'WTELF/wtelf'.
There is no storage in my 2300 square foot house. WTELF??

Correct verbal usage: 'What the elf?'
M: So the asshat didn't get the kids thermals before he took them skiing.

LM: What the elf? Are you kidding me??
WtELF by lawn_mama January 19, 2008
Stands for What the fuck or WTF. Used to spell out WTF since no one ever spells it letter by letter.
Witef , dude where's my car?
Witef by Nawxfreak April 9, 2018
WITEF is going on right now? Am I missing something?
WITEF by Q-B-atl July 18, 2018
WITELH WAS THAT??
WITELH by Jadey wadey June 14, 2023
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B)
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