WITAT 

Acronym: What in the Andrew Tate
It’s a WTF, specifically related to toxic Alpha douchebag masculinity, often emitted on social media or in public settings.

Generally promotes “domesticating” women, sometimes violently or sexually; how to be a “real man”; how to be a leader by being an “alpha male” anything else is weakness etc

Guy 1: wow are you crying man? Oh your ovaries are affecting your MENtal health? Give me a break. Sack up.
Literally everyone else: What in the Andrew Tate is your problem man???

Bro1 texting: Dude you just need to put her in her place. Remind her that you’re the boss and she should be fucking grateful she has you to think for her.
Bro2: dude. WITAT?!

WITAT by milf_90210 May 4, 2024

Ed Witten 

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Ed Witten 

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.

Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.

Ed Witten by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012

Wittler 

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

WITAF 

Short for What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you think you’re doing with my dads tide pods?

WITAF by yourunclesdeadcat June 3, 2018

Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

witt lowry 

A very unknown rapper, underrated, actually raps true stuff.
Recently got on the Radio, he'll be big one day.
Originally known as, "Witty"

Born on Connecticut,

real name, Mark Richard Jr.
Born February 28, 25 years old, Pisces.
Wish people knew him more.

"Witt Lowry is an amazing rapper, should be more known more than he is right now"

"I know."

witt lowry by AquaSkyes July 6, 2016