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What Was I Looking For in Facebook?

when you log on facebook meaning to do something in particular (like look at someone's photos) and end up in some random person's profile.

(originally comes from WILFing - which stands for WHAT WAS I LOOKING FOR? - when you open an internet page with a certain goal (ie to look for vacation prices) and end up in completeley random sites.)
yesterday i looged into facebook, and i wanted to look at the photos from hendrick's party. i ended up watching sara's wedding video. that's some heavy wilfbing.

i was wilfbing so much last night i went to sleep at 4am.
WILFB by dvora levite April 26, 2010
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Wilbello 

A person with an attractive loving personality but there nose takes up a large percentage of there face; greater than or equal to 33%.
That person is obviously a Wilbello and they nose it.
Wilbello by Harr1s24 July 17, 2016
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Wilbur soot 

The absolute mad lad of the UK. Absolutely adorable man that anyone in the right mind will simp for- and that's okay. Looking at his smile will warm your heart and anyone who says they aren't in love with him is deeply lying to you!
That man wilbur soot, yeh. I am so gay for him
Wilbur soot by wkueyfgkcyger April 21, 2020

Wilbur Soot 

Wilbur Soot by jennie stan March 24, 2021

wilbur soot 

wilbur soot by quackitty February 19, 2021

wilbursoot 

A British internet character what has stared in both soothouse and more recently on smplive. He is an adorable bean with the ability to flirt his way to victory no matter how stubborn someone may be...
"No homo but wilbursoot is hella cute" - everyone
wilbursoot by MapleCrystals October 16, 2019

Wilbur Soot 

A British man! Bitch boy
"I'm gay for the egg"
wow that man looks like a wild wilbur soot
Wilbur Soot by anonymous September 21, 2020
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