WIDECOCK 

A male reproductive organ that is large in width, but not necessarily in length or height.

His WIDECOCK flew across the x-axis.

WIDECOCK by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017

wisecock 

wisecock one who is a wiseass and has a cocky attitude is annoying shows his or her cockiness and arrogance regardless of the situation and whats going on

the clerk at the local grocery store was being a wisecock spewing sarcastic comments making wise cracks showing her arrogance and being a straight up asshole about the whole thing

wisecock by littlejimmie March 28, 2019

Wisecock 

An old, bald Chemistry teacher who has tourettes. Usually refers to doughnuts and old Indians who used to chew willow bark to ease any kind of their pain. If you get on his bad side, he will stare you down. I warn you: YOU WILL LOSE THE STARING CONTEST. He is so boring, he makes you want to eat salty pumpkin seeds and draw pictures of him.

You better watch out: Wisecock is staring at you. You better run away NOW.

Wisecock by dvb:) December 30, 2008