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when your significant other has you in "love" so bad that you will do anything to be with them, especialy ditch your closest friends. when someone you know is becoming whiped, please do him/her a favor and stop it. (also see MOUKY)

mauricio: yo andrew lets play some CS!
andrew: ok ill be there in 5 min.
(4 hours later ryan calls)
mauricio: dude where are you?
andrew: umm...(insert bulshit excuse)
mauricio: ur fucking whiped
andrew: NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

whiped by mauricio alvarez LOL July 12, 2006

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whiped

When your girlfriend or boyfriend has you so into him or her he can get you to do whatevr he or she wants. Its not cool 2 b friends with someone who is whiped because then they are always ditching you to hang out with there lover. Also see pussy whiped.. when your friend is whiped u can make the sound a whipe maked to make fun of them.. very funny

Greg: OMG eric your so whiped... WWWWCH (lol thats the whip noise hard to spell)
Eric: SHut the fuck up greg
Zachy: oh eric u get so mad its funny
Eric: how bout i hit u in the face zachy

whiped by Eric/ Greg October 28, 2004

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Whiped

When you got a guy or gurl to meat your every demand!

God i got Ricky whiped big time!

Whiped by Courash May 13, 2005

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pussy whiped

When a guy is completely controlled by his girlfriend and has no say in the relationship.

Man, Marielle's got Jake so goddamn pussy whiped!

pussy whiped by lmcx22 March 14, 2007

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dick whiped

Opposite of pussy whiped, when a girl is so into the guy she will do anything for some dick

Nancy is such a dick whiped bitch she dissed all her friends for that sorry piece of shit she calls her boyfriend

dick whiped by LocationInFL May 3, 2005

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Pussy Whiped

A man that has been torn from his regular habits by his girlfriend, promessed by pussy.

Mike is So pussy whiped by kelly.

Pussy Whiped by Trent South July 2, 2004

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pussy whiped

person controld by his girlfriend

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pussy whiped by j ecnarf March 11, 2005

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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