Wapple

The act of One-Upping somebody.

Oh man, you had a good story but Brenden totally wappled you.

by Angry-Dragon April 11, 2011

Wapple

A popular meme and emoticon surrounding the community of "The Political Compass Community Discord Server"

Im waking up(wapple)
To Ash and Dust(wapple)
I wipe my ass(wapple)
And Slap My Nuts(wapple)
Im Breathing in My Genital's(wapple)
Im Kekking in(wapple)
Cringing out(wapple)
Noscoping normies in the dark(wapple)
This is it the meme-pocalypse(wapple)
Oh Oh Oh(wapple)
Im waking up(wapple)
I feel it in my doge(wapple)
Enough to make my pepes old(wapple)
Welcome to le meme page(wapple)
To Le Meme Page(wapple)
Welcome to le meme page(wapple)

to Le Meme Page(wapple)
Uh oh uh oh(wapple)
Oh Oh Oh Oh(wapple)
Im Shitting and Farting(wapple)
Im Shitting and Farting(wapple)

by cumgoblin2000 May 9, 2021

wapple

A common nickname for Apple computers used by whiny, spoonfed Mac fascists.

Shut up and get back to your wapple.

My PC just crashed, but I'll take my crashing PC over your POS wapple any day.

by bob mcbobberino March 4, 2008

Wapple

The short walk to the food court to buy an apple.

Oh man, look at the time. I can't believe I've been sitting at my desk all day. Time to go for my wapple break. Maybe I'll take Basto with me.

"A wapple a day keeps the doctor away".

by the real BlackScorpion May 2, 2011

wapple

a person who eats anything that comes out of his or her body.

Logan: I eat every thing that comes out of my body.
Torey: you are such a wapple.

by torra borra May 18, 2004

Wapple

A whale sized apple.

Damn look at the size of that wapple.

by rerun7 November 28, 2020

WAPple

It’s like a waffle.... except the syrup is provided by a dudes special sauce (semen) and the waffles are le WAP provided by the female

Gurllll let me tell you! Me Joseph made a WAPple and u know he ate it

by aMFgenius December 31, 2020