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(When I Got Sexy)

The nickname of a man who was morbidly obese +_+, but lost a lot of weight and is now attractive.
OMG yer name is W.I.G.S.?

Yez. I be's a sexy beast. gahagha
W.I.G.S by [Baicon Bitz] December 29, 2006

a l i g h t s w i t c h 

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''
Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c 

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."
Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. 

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders
Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day 

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!
Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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