A portmanteau that describes a Gentleman's chances of enjoying lady lips. Not to be confused with the word "Eggnog" as it quite clearly has nothing to do with it.
"You had any luck tonight Tarquin?"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
by Frank Jeans November 05, 2016
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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