Vulvaleen 

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.

Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.

Vulvaleen by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019

Vulvaline 

Term for feminine itch products. Taken from Valvoline, a motor oil. Vulva+line=Vulvaline. Normally a cream or paste or something like that.

Hey girl, can I borrow your vulvaline? I be itchin bad!

Vulvaline by Your Daddy! April 21, 2006

vulvalante 

A woman or girl so outraged by men's behavior that she becomes irrationally convinced that females are always correct, and males always incorrect.

After being dismissed by four boyfriends in succession, Wanda became a rabid vulvalante, and began limiting her social circle exclusively to women, meeting with them frequently to berate males.

vulvalante by Sir Rantsalot December 10, 2009