Vulcan't

When you just can't, in Vulcan style.

*Star Trek AU*

Lt.(Y/N): Hey, you know that annoying guy who always does absolutely zilch while on duty
Lt.S'ch'tai: I vulcan't with that human, I'm going to report him sooner or later.

Idk

by AnONyMouS_tReKkIE August 26, 2020

Vulcan Three

Executing a high five but using the Vulcan Salute. An average high five is transformed into an awesome expression of gratitude and hope. "Live long and prosper." It is rumored that for every Vulcan Three executed, Leonard Nimoy lives one extra second.

Man 1: "Dude, I just got a full academic ride to M.I.T."

Man 2: "No way! Congrats man! (Offers the Vulcan Three)
Man 1: (Slaps with the Vulcan Three, then reflects) "Man, we really are nerds."

by Lt.JDMBACPA February 18, 2014

Vulcan Taint Pinch

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"

Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

by StonedHippy April 5, 2010

The Vulcan

The Vulcan is a sexual practice in which two fingers are placed in the vagina and the other two fingers on the same hand are placed in the anus with the hand doing the Vulcan sign as a result

Awww dude, this girl was so hot I took her home and gave her the Vulcan

by Neo1875 March 24, 2011

The vulcan

Two in the Pink, two in the stink. Then begin to do the Vulcan greeting sign from Star Trek. Use your thumb for the clit.

Here comes the Vulcan.... Oh, you like it when Spock says hello, dont you!

by Hereitcomes September 19, 2006

the Vulcan

Like the shocker, but with all four fingers. Two in the pink, two in the stink.

Sally was bored with the shocker, so she demanded the vulcan.

by sunsetloc July 14, 2014

The Vulcan Hello

A polite euphemism for anal sex amongst some Star Trek fans.

Stacey wasn't too happy when I tried to give her The Vulcan Hello.

by CalSouth September 19, 2017