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voula

values intellect, loves independence, follows the heart, yoga equivalent: wild thing
I love Voula.
by 08.27 February 4, 2010
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voula

Commonly used as an insult when trying to say that the person is dumb, stupid or has a big bobble on their nose. Make reference to Ms.Cannolopoulous; whom fails at being a teacher, of being a wife and also being a human on the whole.
That voula, shes such a fag face. She ruined humanity.
by Voula Canolopoulous December 27, 2007
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Voula

An amazing person that's always there for you. Very supportive and caring as well as very gorgeous, a little bit selfish but will always stand up for you when you need her. Very athletic as well as smart. Has a body out of this world and could easily win a model contest. Never fails to make people smile and you will definitely like her when you get to know her.
-Every boy in this world deserves a Voula.

-Yeah she is the best man.
by Mopi :) May 24, 2022
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VOLARE VIA

Italian for "Go flying". Usually said when you're machine gunning the shit out of another Stand user with your magic toy airplane.
Narancia: See ya... VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLAAAAA!

Volare via.
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volamom

A mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. Often defined by her sassy casserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.

Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.

One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.

Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
I'm screening my calls because a volamom is after me to join a committee.
by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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Vulagism

Vulagism n. the ideology and policies adopted by regimes to deny men basic human rights (eg 'presumption of guilt of the accused', discriminatory HR departments, lopsided Family Courts, etc.) in the name of female protection or advancement.

Origin: late 20th century: from vagina + gulag + ism. Gulag (Russian) is used in the colloquial sense of a (neo) marxist repressive system, based on the historical GULAG (Главное управление по делам военнопленных и интернированных), referred to as the "meat-grinder" by prisoners.
Vulagism starts with the marriage contract but is especially prevalent in so-called Family Courts. As a staunch vulagist, she supported #metoo as well as discriminatory hiring practices that favoured women at the expense of men.
by beentheredonethat3 July 6, 2019
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