VORT

To let out a wop of air.
To fart while doing a leg motion of extreme intensity

The old man left a vort and boy did it stink

by SKY "SKI" April 30, 2003

vort

A "vort" is somebody that is so depressed or depressing, that he/she sucks others into his/her vortex of insufferable misery.

"Hey man, did you talk with Vort this weekend?"
"Yeah, unfortunately I did. I started off in a really great mood, because I'd just gotten an amazing promotion at work, my girlfriend gave me the best blowjob of my life, and my team just won the World Series. But then I talked with Vort about his problems. Now I want to fucking kill myself and all those around me."
"Shit...that's rough man."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!! Sorry buddy,...I'm just...I'm just really, really upset right now..."

by Janine McGregor April 26, 2014

vort

something that is cool, hip, boss, tight, sick, off the hook, and/or off the chains

Vince Carter's dunks in the dunk contest were vort.

by trev b July 21, 2005

vort

onomonpoeia.
1. Word used to describe the noise made by the specific type of fart that seems to come out by surprise or accident, like when bending over.
2. Word used to describe the noise made by one's mouth that sounds just like the above type of fart, usually made when someone is bending over, or to express surprise/peculiarity or even disgust/frustration at something.

When our Spanish teacher bent over to pick up his pen, I made the vort sound with my mouth, and everyone laughed at him, and he cried because he had really farted by accident and it was wet.

Someone was being a little camping bitch and spawn raping while we were playing Halo and I just had to let out a vort in frustration.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

Vort

1. Verb:
To spend all day getting insanely high (usually off of weed) and lounging, usually with others - like drifting into and getting caught inside a vortex, spiraling out of reality.

2. Noun:
The metaphysical vortex the group vorting resideth in.

- Yo Luke, wanna vort and watch Planet Earth?
- Yeah man cheers

- We wanna use the living room for a meeting but Jack, Luke and Cole are stuck in the vort.
- Guyyyys, join the vort...

by Adsolution September 25, 2021

The Herrero Vortex

The Herrero Vortex is named for the situation, whereby one finds themselves in the company of someone who talks continually, non-stop, about stuff no one wants to hear, and apparently has the stamina to go for hours. It's coupled with the circumstance, where you cannot easily get away. At first there may be an interesting point made, or you just want to be polite. After a while, it becomes annoying and you just want it to end. It could even affect your mental state, as eventually, your only goal is to escape. It gets its name from the Spanish word for blacksmith - someone who tirelessly and with fortitude, hammers away at something for hours at a time.

Dude, I got caught in the Herrero Vortex last night, at that poker game. This guy just would not stop talking, and I made some bad calls.

by thatisnutmydog January 23, 2022

Vorteke

When a male species spins a bottle of alcohol beverage up In the air, so he can skull it back in one go to impress a wahine, in hopes she’ll be impressed and end up giving him some teke, that is called a vorteke

Hey wiremu give us a vorteke,

Chur girl I gotchu (does vorteke)
Mean woods is that us

(Wiremu & Rangi disappears to the back of the garage)

To be continued...

by Salt and pepper shaker May 12, 2019