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Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014
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Like a Coomer, but for cars. A person who likes cars too much and says shit like "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower" when no one really asked. Always puts cars on his story.
Vroomer: "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower"
Me: "Did I ask"
Vroomer: "Dude how do you not know G8 SuperX from Honda"
Me: "Okay Vroomer"
Vroomer by TheOGDominic May 31, 2020
the cartlige(bone) between your nostrils.
how is your vomer today?
vomer by no-l May 1, 2003
Like mooned except it's a vagina that's being shown, not a butt.
I barged into my sister's room because she stole my headphones and she had just gotten out of the shower and had no towel on. She turned around and voomed me after she mooned me with her butt.
voomed by nightimevil June 10, 2015
Syed is a big virgin he’s a super vooter
Vooter by Negroooo March 1, 2019
" vagina booger". when clumps of discharge come together to form a booger in a girls panties.
he walked into my room and i remembered my dirty laundry on the floor and all i thought was, " i hope he doesn't see my voogers on my panties!!"
voogers by suelue5 July 7, 2009