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Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014
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Like a Coomer, but for cars. A person who likes cars too much and says shit like "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower" when no one really asked. Always puts cars on his story.
Vroomer: "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower"
Me: "Did I ask"
Vroomer: "Dude how do you not know G8 SuperX from Honda"
Me: "Okay Vroomer"
Vroomer by TheOGDominic May 31, 2020
the cartlige(bone) between your nostrils.
how is your vomer today?
vomer by no-l May 1, 2003
Like mooned except it's a vagina that's being shown, not a butt.
I barged into my sister's room because she stole my headphones and she had just gotten out of the shower and had no towel on. She turned around and voomed me after she mooned me with her butt.
voomed by nightimevil June 10, 2015
Super virgin
Syed is a big virgin he’s a super vooter
Vooter by Negroooo March 1, 2019
" vagina booger". when clumps of discharge come together to form a booger in a girls panties.
he walked into my room and i remembered my dirty laundry on the floor and all i thought was, " i hope he doesn't see my voogers on my panties!!"
voogers by suelue5 July 7, 2009
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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