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Rendez-Vous Tuesday
As we all know Tuesday is the most boring day of the week. Rendez-Vous Tuesday is the perfect time to spend the whole afternoon drinking on a bench with your best buddies. There are only two rules:
1. No rules, you can wild however you want.
2. Whoever is late for the start of Rendez-Vous Tuesday shall buy beer.
1. No rules, you can wild however you want.
2. Whoever is late for the start of Rendez-Vous Tuesday shall buy beer.
Rendez-Vous Tuesday by Ionlydrinkontuesdays July 8, 2021
Vousche
Used to describe a person who is stylish and awesome with an impeccable memory. A person who has the uncanny ability to remember dates, places, and descriptions of events from the past.
Like a sexy elephant with toe nail polish and a leopard print belt. . . one who never forgets!
Like a sexy elephant with toe nail polish and a leopard print belt. . . one who never forgets!
Dana: "Oh, I remember you were wearing the blue scarf with the silver stripes because we were matching, and a Plain White T's shirt and black sweater when we met for dinner on October 22, 2009!"
Leah: "Oh Dana, you're so vousche!"
Leah: "Oh Dana, you're so vousche!"
Voush
When one lacks the skills required to bed a women or is too shy and/or inexperienced to understand that she wants to engage in sexual relations.
1. Why are you such a Voush? just take her home already.
2. Stop Voushing she's practically asking you for it!
3. Voush!
2. Stop Voushing she's practically asking you for it!
3. Voush!
Vomulence
1. A violent act of throwing up.
2. Insane crazy projectile vomiting.
3. Sometimes a group of people throwing up, kind of like a chain reaction.
2. Insane crazy projectile vomiting.
3. Sometimes a group of people throwing up, kind of like a chain reaction.
Don't whack down a bottle of Jager before you leave the house. You are asking for Vomulence.
When I was 15, I drank two 22oz. Zimas and ate 2 packs of yodels. I then walked into my friends bathroom and it was just Vomulence fron ceiling to floor. Black vomit everywhere.
That dude just ate 50 hot wings, drank 3 pitchers of beer, and smoked a joint. I am waiting for the Vomulence to ensue.
When I was 15, I drank two 22oz. Zimas and ate 2 packs of yodels. I then walked into my friends bathroom and it was just Vomulence fron ceiling to floor. Black vomit everywhere.
That dude just ate 50 hot wings, drank 3 pitchers of beer, and smoked a joint. I am waiting for the Vomulence to ensue.
Vomulence by DONALD GEORGE January 12, 2008