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A girlboss; Sleep-deprived, coffee-dependent, and hot af; Banana; Cat; Needs to be well-fed 24/7
Vjoni is gender; Vjoni is such a girlboss; You should buy Vjoni a McDonald's meal!
Vjoni by ttcroissant August 29, 2021
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Performing sex and/or sexual acts ,while on vacation, in places or ways that you normally wouldn't while at home. Otherwise known as "Vacation Boning"
Last week, I took my wife to the beach for a trip and we ended up Voning in the bathroom, the hallway, and outside on the balcony!
Voning by Jaad May 28, 2009
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Vjoni voni vjona vonix Voonie Vooning veonik veoniko vionika Vionime
A woman who seems completely shy and tame and sweet on the outside, and will completely throw you for a loop once you get to know her adventurous side.

Ever the voice of reason, and all ways helping folks to better themselves.

Has terrible, terrible sleep habits.
Did you hear about the book worm Sam? She was out partying all night! Such a Vonica.
vonica by Keypaw July 17, 2014
The most beautiful specimen to ever walk the earth. likes to be dirty and like a good chat.
Vonia is the best thing that has happened to me.
vonia by Kdayday March 23, 2017
Canadian fanartist, commonly draws Ranboo, Aimsey, QSMP, and other ralated fandoms. very silly
" Vonix is awesome, their art looks so cool! "
vonix by cause.for.concern October 30, 2023

vonigreggs 

an avani fanpage who uses after effects and is really nice and deserve more views and likes
vonigreggs is amazing lol ok?!
vonigreggs by iouytfrdesaZ January 17, 2021
A person who does not know what they are doing because they are inexperienced.
You play Halo like a Voonie!
Voonie by Vessie December 14, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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