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A nomadic & free-spirited man, with long golden locks. Vita-Man is easy going and has many practical skills and bulk knowledge, yet has not mastered his digestive system. His diet of celery and beer gives him a frequent and unmistakeable tone (from the back-joot) that can be heard from great distances.
- That sounded like a Vita-Man fart!

- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast

- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man
by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
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A very high strung person. Someone who believes his views are 100% correct, and everyone elses are wrong.

Also knows absolutely everything about travel, education, politics, religion, computers, sex, and grammar.
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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