The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.
I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his newlaptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.
VPL. When a dude is freeballin in basketball shorts, speedos, running shorts, briefs, or boxer briefs so that his package shows--especially if you can see the outline of his corona.
Chad was just wearing white boxers at the pool party. When he got out he had a huge vpl (visible penis line).
Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)
Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.