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A type of god, for power and fame.
The Visetor flew to jesus for his prize, but ended up dying
Visetor by Bandanex September 13, 2021

visitor medical insurance

Visitor medical insurance is a term used for medical insurance for visitors to USA and visitors insurance is used in along with visitors health insurance and travel medical insurance for visitors to any foreign country.
VisitorsHealthInsurance.com offers a wide array of visitor medical insurance plans for USA visitors and international travelers.

you are the millionth visitor 

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.
Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.
She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.
Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

you are the 1,000,000th vistor!

The stupidest type of spam that gives you a porn virus. Urg. It's always blinking of the side of the screen with the most abnoxious colors; normally creating seziers.
YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISTOR! YOU WIN!

Keyboard Visitor 

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil
Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal
Keyboard Visitor by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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