Virus eating

24 hour infection typically caught at social gatherings that causes the host to uncontrollably eat every carbohydrate known to human kind in search of satiation that will never come

Erin and Rob got stinking drunk on Saturday night, which resulting in virus eating for the entirety of Sunday and part of Monday too.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009