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Virginia syndrome 

A type of syndrome which involves feeling very lonely and being unable to relate to other human beings on a deeper level (any level actually.) If you are diagnosed with this tragic syndrome, you may feel as if love does not exist.
Everyone: “Gerald loved Eva”
Person with syndrome: “He did not!! There is no such thing as love!
...: “Kmt. Leave her she has Virginia syndrome
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Virginia syndrome 

A type of syndrome that involves being able to see beyond delusional human relationships such as love and friendships and come to the understanding that there is always an ulterior motive or that nobody is truly in love or friends with someone. This unique syndrome is known as the enlightenment of finally understanding that you can't fall into things like love or friendship because such things will always perish and leave you with pain or loss. It is the strict understanding that 'you are born alone and will die alone' so such things are not worth engaging in.
student 1: Romeo loved Juliet
student 2: No, Romeo was a lusty, sexually frustrated, pedophile and Juliet just wanted to be a rebel and her hormones were playing tricks on her
student 1: then why did they die for each other?
student 2: Romeo was facing depression because he knew he wasn't peng enough get another girl while Juliet was just having mood swings, so they ended up dying alone in their own depression.
student 1: Nah, i think you have Virginia syndrome
Virginia syndrome by G.truthX March 13, 2019
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