Viintage 

Literally one of the coolest people to walk the earth, their videos never miss. Also so funny, if you get to talk to them it’s like a blessing

“Yeah, Are you subscribed to Viintage?”
“Of course I am bro! They’re so cool ONG”

Viintage by motherschicken12 February 23, 2022

Vintage Soul 

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)

Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.

Vintage Soul by GuitaristLouie May 11, 2014

VintageRomeo 

Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.

Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHH MG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"

VintageRomeo by VntgXromz October 14, 2019

VintageBeef

Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.

Man 1 has done a VintageBeef.

VintageBeef by GroundHOG2010 September 30, 2012

vintagexpast 

A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.

“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”

vintagexpast by vintagexpast September 24, 2019

vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.

Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."

vintage douche bag by Say whit? February 16, 2015

Vintage Queen 

-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.

"She is such a Vintage Queen. Definitely born after her time."

Vintage Queen by abbinme March 3, 2010