Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.
Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHHMG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"
Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.
A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.
“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”
“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”
The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."