Viggo Mortensen 

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."

Viggo Mortensen by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

Viggo Mortensen 

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

Viggo Mortensen by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

sex god

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by chikadee December 23, 2003

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by Linsay March 13, 2004

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

fitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfit

and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by kate January 2, 2004

The Viggo Mortensen effect 

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life

Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect

The Viggo Mortensen effect by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022