2 definitions by Winelover42069

The Viggo Mortensen effect

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life

Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect

by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022

Dark Margaret

A sugar mommy for a middle aged man. Often useful during a midlife crisis

John: I think I might be having a midlife crisis, thinking about buying a new car or getting a piercing

Chris: get a Dark Margaret

by Winelover42069 September 6, 2021