Victoria De Angelis also known as 'Vic' is the hottest fucking mommy out there and she plays the damn guitar SOOO well also i want her to finger me and make me cum periodt.
If we get married i'll let yall know for now imma just call her mommy and hope that one day she fucks me periodt. also MÅNESKIN STAYS IN EUROPE yall american assholes stay the fuck away cus im finna gonna bite yall.HARD.
Victoria “Vic” is the hottest person to ever walk the face of the Earth. She is what everyone calls mommy and daddy at the same time. She is perfection and none of us deserve her.❤️ (She is also the bassist for the band Måneskin)
person 1: dude did you see Måneskin’s new music video?
person 2: yeah but I only watched it to my mommy/daddy Victoria De Angelis
Victoria De Angelis is my mommy. My wife. The one and only woman who I would let fuck the living shit out of me. Break my back and bed please. I need her so bad. She could finger me all day and use me as her personal bass because I’d be making loud enough sounds to qualify. I have no shame in it, but when we get married I will be calling her mommy and let her treat me as her damn slave. Literally I wanna be your slave. I’m not religious but I pray to her, she is my religion. So I am religious. I’m praying one day she’ll fuck me. Gentle or hard I want it all. Whatever she wants (preferably hard and rough) and if anybody ever thinks to even try and love her to the extreme I do, fuck off. I will cannibalize you.
Person: Who do you want to lose your virginity to?
Me: VICTORIADE ANGELIS. VIC. VIC VIC. VIC VIC VIC VIC VIC.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.