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Vibetarian

a person who only eat vibes
Voji is Vibetarian
by 52 Hertz September 14, 2020
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Vibetarian

Those who eat food that only contain plants and positive vibes.
Michael: Hello George, how are you doing lately?
George: I think I'm a vibetarian.
Michael: What is that shit bro?
George: It's when you enjoy getting stoned and eating ass at the same time. It's so vibeful, you gotta give it a shot.
Michael: Can I start being a vibetarian by eating your own ass?
George: Oh you're gonna make me cum!
by Chad_Slayer September 12, 2019
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Vibetarian

A Vibetarian is any living being or thing, who looks to think and act in a way which expresses empathy, compassion, and kindness towards all beings and things. Vibetarians seek to vibe with all beings/energies in a patient, accepting, and understanding manner; no matter how different or stubborn other beings may think or act at times.

Vibetarians feel that the world can exist free of physical violence, nuclear warfare, and other toxic acts of hostility. Vibetarians look to live lifestyles that are free from any kinds of suffering of animals or other beings. Vibetarians typically consume vegan diets; or at least have the intention of transitioning towards a plant-based/vegan lifestyle in their near futures.

Vibetarians are conscious of living sustainably, are mindful of the Earth's health, and are mindful + careful with their resources. Vibetarians look to waste as little of food/resources as possible, and enjoy learning about how they can move closer to living a lifestyle that reflects the "zero waste" ideology.

Vibetarians typically find time to meditate on a consistent basis, and often do so on solo hikes in nature. Vibetarians are comfortable spending time alone, and value these periods of their day to reflect on their thoughts, feelings, goals, emotions, and actions.

Simply put, Vibetarians look to be mindful of love and positivity in all experiences and aspects of their lives.
Ahhh, that palm tree in the middle of the desert is such a Vibetarian. It is able to grow and live in optimal health; even when everything around it appears to be barren, or even in somewhat of a suffering state.

That hippie-looking lady at Whole Foods said she was a Vibetarian. She was explaining to me how she doesn't consume any animal products or food from unsustainable companies, because it creates a chain of negative energy on our planet.

Voji is the one who coined the term "Vibetarian." His philosophy on life appears to be very positive, patient, and understanding to why people think and do the toxic things that humans do. Voji The Vibetarian says that a lot of times people act in hostile and disrespectful manners because of the trauma they’ve experienced subliminally while growing up, and how they've been "programmed" by the people around them who are in pain.

Bathing in the sunshine, drinking lots of pure water, and walking alone in nature, makes me feel like a Vibetarian!
by Voji The Vibetarian December 11, 2019
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Strict vegetarian

A vegetarian who avoids consuming all animal products (eg. meat, fish, eggs, dairy, gelatine etc.) However they still may wear clothing or use other items which involve animals (eg. leather shoes etc). This is essentially a vegan diet, but does not take the vegan philosophy of avoiding all animal products.
person 1: She is a strict vegetarian?
person 2: Correct, she doesn't eat any animals products.
person 1: Oh, thanks for clarifying that for me.
by yupppppppppppp April 2, 2010
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Vagetarian

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians
Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.
by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009
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Pulp Fiction Vegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.
by superslacker87 March 27, 2010
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Lacto Vegetarian

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007
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