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Vitamin F stand for floor and is when food or drink falls on the floor and you pick it up and eat it or drink it. It doesn't matter if it passes the so called "5 second rule", the moment it hits the floor, it has vitamin F. The floor has germs and sometimes viruses. The dirtier the floor and the longer it's been on the floor, the more vitamin F it has.
*Soda and hamburger falls on the floor.
Frank: *Picks up hamburger and eats it and uses straw to drink the soda.

Frank: Vitamin F!
Daughter: That's filthy!
*Frank has a Frank Moment.
*Frank ends up getting really sick.
Vitamin F by HawaiianPunch1 April 9, 2023
I need to increase my Vitamin F intake.
Vitamin F by RustyT April 1, 2004
my day is getting better since I've got some Vitamin F
Vitamin F by Bo Schimers June 11, 2006
The mysterious ingredient found in food and other ingestible materials that causes one to flatulate.
These tacos are just loaded with Vitamin F!
Vitamin F by Havenger March 11, 2004

Vitamin Fart 

It's a nungey smelling kind of fart that leaves a tang in the back of your throat and roof of your mouth.
J'heeeze Joey that's a rare vitamin fart!
Vitamin Fart by Joey Watling February 20, 2011

Vitamin FFS 

A Vitamin only Gamers can get by raging on Games. It spreads out many hormones in the body.
mOm: You have to take your daily dose of Vitamin FFS to get stronger!
Vitamin FFS by Nasenlocher February 19, 2019