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venture capitalist 

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".
Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
venture capitalist by gawthic1 June 26, 2008
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Venture Capitalist 

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.

venture capitalist activities

being a dope ass investor with stacks like nelk boys and stevewilldoit
that shit was gnarly they were building all those skyscrapers for office space and buying all those companies. What you ain't down for some venture capitalist activities?

VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO 

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026