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Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.
Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

vendelasexual 

vendelasexual is a person who are in love with someone that named vendela
Friends: who are you in love with?
Me: dude I'm vendelasexual that means I love vendela
vendelasexual by SVOE June 11, 2020
Vendela is that kind of girl who just has "it". She is simply the one. She's smart, beautiful, cool, funny and brilliant. She knows her body and to be honest... It's amazing. Totally to die for.
- Geez, I wish I was more like a Vendela.

- I hope I get to snog Vendela on the party this saturday.
Vendela by Brittianisawesome March 13, 2012

Vendolla 

machines that you put your change in and get something out of such as a candy bar, soda or coffee.
Jon was thirsty on his lunch break, so he headed to the Vendolla for a Cola.

Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla.
Vendolla by Poparama February 8, 2007

vendelasexual 

vendelasexual is a person how loves someone named vendela.
I'm vendelasexual
vendelasexual by SVOE June 11, 2020

Melissa Vandella 

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.
Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.
Melissa Vandella by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022