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A sexy hot fisherman with probably the biggest shaft known to man. In all aspects of the name it symbolizes greatness, strength but very limited intelligence. Their vocabulary is known to be extremely small and limited. Perhaps the greatest feature is their natural ability to suck dick.
Wow! Velvix is really good at sucking dick, fishing and has a large penis! I wish I could be like Velvix!

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What a Save! Velvix you are bad can you please ff
Velvix by Peter Dink May 12, 2022
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Velvizza 

Pizza with provel, which seems endemic to St. Louis, thank god. A blend that for some reason supplants mozzarella, provel often gives an orange-and-white topping that is redolent of Velveeta in both look, taste(less), and texture.
To waiter: "Skip the provel and bring on the REAL cheese, my good man. We're in no mood for Velvizza, and there's no reason for you to die tonight."
Velvizza by The Mikado, et al. October 3, 2008
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Velvixia 

A relatively large, well-organized troll group formed on Google Plus. Their general targets are typically fandom groups, anti-troll groups like tpng and other troll groups that they see as competition. They raid innocent communities, harass and dox innocent people, and turn Google Plus into a general shithole all in the name of fun. The majority of members are idiotic (even the leaders agree) and usually will make posts in the "targets" section of their public community saying something along the lines of "HEY GUYZ WANNA COME N HELP ME RAID DIS 50 MEMBER ANYONE CAN JOIN COMMUNITY?????", never actually contributing to Velvixia. Essentially, the only respectable members are the leaders, who are actually decent people once you get to know them. Interestingly, they have a training branch, where you can learn to dox people if you're trusted, however you can literally Google how to do it and find their exact method. They depend on Grabify links and phone books, as well as social engineering. Script kiddies at their finest.
Person 1: My communty is being targeted by Velvixia!
Person 2: Relax, they can't do shit if you use a VPN, don't promote any more people to moderator, and turn on the "ask to join" option. Basic security stuff.
Velvixia by a flying mumgay February 13, 2017
Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by Dave Knechel September 11, 2007
Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by David B. Knechel January 2, 2009
Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by Dave Knechel September 11, 2007
Those Velvick are legendary
velvick by BenVelcro April 7, 2021
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