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A sexy hot fisherman with probably the biggest shaft known to man. In all aspects of the name it symbolizes greatness, strength but very limited intelligence. Their vocabulary is known to be extremely small and limited. Perhaps the greatest feature is their natural ability to suck dick.
Wow! Velvix is really good at sucking dick, fishing and has a large penis! I wish I could be like Velvix!

or

What a Save! Velvix you are bad can you please ff
Velvix by Peter Dink May 12, 2022
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Velvizza 

Pizza with provel, which seems endemic to St. Louis, thank god. A blend that for some reason supplants mozzarella, provel often gives an orange-and-white topping that is redolent of Velveeta in both look, taste(less), and texture.
To waiter: "Skip the provel and bring on the REAL cheese, my good man. We're in no mood for Velvizza, and there's no reason for you to die tonight."
Velvizza by The Mikado, et al. October 3, 2008
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Velvixia 

A relatively large, well-organized troll group formed on Google Plus. Their general targets are typically fandom groups, anti-troll groups like tpng and other troll groups that they see as competition. They raid innocent communities, harass and dox innocent people, and turn Google Plus into a general shithole all in the name of fun. The majority of members are idiotic (even the leaders agree) and usually will make posts in the "targets" section of their public community saying something along the lines of "HEY GUYZ WANNA COME N HELP ME RAID DIS 50 MEMBER ANYONE CAN JOIN COMMUNITY?????", never actually contributing to Velvixia. Essentially, the only respectable members are the leaders, who are actually decent people once you get to know them. Interestingly, they have a training branch, where you can learn to dox people if you're trusted, however you can literally Google how to do it and find their exact method. They depend on Grabify links and phone books, as well as social engineering. Script kiddies at their finest.
Person 1: My communty is being targeted by Velvixia!
Person 2: Relax, they can't do shit if you use a VPN, don't promote any more people to moderator, and turn on the "ask to join" option. Basic security stuff.
Velvixia by a flying mumgay February 13, 2017
Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by Dave Knechel September 11, 2007
Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by David B. Knechel January 2, 2009
Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.
Velvis by Dave Knechel September 11, 2007
Those Velvick are legendary
velvick by BenVelcro April 7, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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