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I bought her flowers, we watched "The Notebook" together by the fireplace, and after I presented the Tiffany's bracelet, she rewarded me with a Velvet hattrick.
by G. Baca March 26, 2007
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Feb 27 Word of the Day
From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.

1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion

2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex
Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?
by Gatticus July 03, 2018
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A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.
1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.
by Zanderif August 31, 2007
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