velez special
I pulled the Velez Special while humping that deaf girl. I yelled that her ass stank and that she was looser than her mother. She couldn't hear a thing.
velez special by Choiback June 28, 2006
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Velez Special
The act of waiting until the last minute to do pretty much anything, even if you have a group waiting on you. Commonly seen on weekend nights or meet ups to go to catch a movie at a specific time. To properly fix this problem one must tell the velez specialist to get ready an hour before they actually should.
OOOH man! He pulled the velez special and we missed the movie.
Dam he pulled a velez special and i am no longer horny.
Dam he pulled a velez special and i am no longer horny.
Velez Special by Velezbo November 24, 2010
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Velez Special
Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.
Velez Special by Rob June 19, 2006
velez special
The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.
velez special by stanbridge08 February 19, 2009
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