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velez special 

Yelling insulting and demeaning remarks at a deaf girl while banging her from behind.
I pulled the Velez Special while humping that deaf girl. I yelled that her ass stank and that she was looser than her mother. She couldn't hear a thing.
velez special by Choiback June 28, 2006
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Velez Special 

The act of waiting until the last minute to do pretty much anything, even if you have a group waiting on you. Commonly seen on weekend nights or meet ups to go to catch a movie at a specific time. To properly fix this problem one must tell the velez specialist to get ready an hour before they actually should.
OOOH man! He pulled the velez special and we missed the movie.

Dam he pulled a velez special and i am no longer horny.
Velez Special by Velezbo November 24, 2010

Velez Special 

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.
Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.
Velez Special by Rob June 19, 2006

velez special 

The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.
I took that girl out and did the velez special.
velez special by stanbridge08 February 19, 2009
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