Velcro Shoes 

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

Velcro Shoes by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

Velcro Shoes Smart 

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

Velcro Shoes Smart by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

velcro-shoes special 

1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.

2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.

3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!

What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.

velcro-shoes special by Tha dingo July 31, 2009