vegan sausage

A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.
(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"
by Jester_knight November 23, 2016
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vegan sausage party

A gathering of exclusively trans men, specifically one where cis women were expected, but did not appear. So named because of the stereotypical fondness of the LGBTQIA folk for vegan and other "alternative" diets. Also a playful reference to genitalia.
Skye and Andi's party was supposed to have womyn on the invite list, but only their other trans men friends showed up. What a vegan sausage party! At least there was plenty of kombucha for everyone.
by RSten February 05, 2017
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Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 08, 2021
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