An adjective used to describe a person who is incredibly full of themselves, usually from an affluent background. One who breaks his own back because it cannot support the tremendous weight of his dick.
Vecchio: I have three fractured vertebra because my dick is so big and because i have so much sex.
Person 1: Alright vecchio.
Very colloquial, friendly contest. Typical in North Italy. Often following "Bella!".
Used to address someone you perceive nor inferior or superior to you.
It is similar to the american use of "man" (hey, man!), doesn't imply great closeness between two persons, but there may be. Often completed with a fist bump.
Ciao vecchio, come va?
Bella, vecchio!
Scusa vecchio, hai una cicca (sigaretta)?
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*