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Professional Apex legends player, also known as "MNKs last hope". Cracked out mouse and keyboard player, putting down rollers since 2001. Reformed Alcoholic with a butt-kicking sidekick named "Butters".
Oh my god Vaxlon, you just shit on that guy (in-game of course)!
Vaxlon by ChiaBa June 9, 2023
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The thrower of the Vaxxy pad, the owner of the Vaxxy pack. also a synonym for "peak humanity"
Vaxlon, throw ur Vaxxy pad so the Vaxxy pack can ape alpine PogChamp
Vaxlon by Vaxlon June 25, 2021
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Missis Vallonei 

awesome english teacher with an R moscia
Missis Vallonei gud mornin evribodi
A man known to change peoples lives and inspire people. he also is loved by the ladies and is addicted to Chinese food. he is also a great soccer player. anyone who name.s their child this is going to have a champion as a child
"bro, your such a valon, getting all the ladies while playing soccer and eating chinese food all day man your the best"

"yep thats me"
Valon by BOB JOE BILL PHILLIPSON November 21, 2011

Valonigga 

niggas who play the shooter game Valorant
person 1 - "lmao these people are valoniggas"
person 2 - "lol valorant cocksuckers"
Valonigga by cockswing April 8, 2021
An all around great guy who is a wonderful brother. He laces food and sugar, and he is a great friend. He also is really great at video games, with the love of Final Fantasy VII and XV.
Valon, what a great guy!
Valon by The square man to mars January 30, 2018
Cute ong no cap emo baddie ong fat thighs bro like ong bro you need one bro like this like ✅✅✅✅
valonia more like cute gottem XD
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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