A town of snobby rich shitbags who’s wives guzzle the poolboy’s cock while they’re at
work. Everyone here condemns you before you get to hell and claims to be “christian” even though they are the lowest form of slime crawling the
earth. Past times include: judging others, spoiling kids, having telephone pole lodged up
asshole. If you send your children to school here, fuck you.
“Hey
Bob aren’t you from Vestavia Hills?”
“No, I’d rather get in a fatal car
wreck than associate with that place”