A town of snobby rich shitbags who’s wives guzzle the poolboy’s cock while they’re at work. Everyone here condemns you before you get to hell and claims to be “christian” even though they are the lowest form of slime crawling the earth. Past times include: judging others, spoiling kids, having telephone pole lodged up asshole. If you send your children to school here, fuck you.

“Hey Bob aren’t you from Vestavia Hills?”
“No, I’d rather get in a fatal car wreck than associate with that place”

Vestavia Hills by DickLebow69 August 6, 2021

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Vasavi

An wonderful girl with huge hopes and lots of positivity ..who just hopes to fly in the sky with dreams

She loves horses and even loves to write ....she might also have a nick name Jerry

Hey vasavi ..is it u ..wow ..

My name is vasavi

Vasavi by 🐎 bunny May 16, 2020

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vastard

A horribly bad person.

Guy1: Man ever since I crapped my butt itches.
Guy2: I put itching powder on the toilet seat, man! Hahahaha
Guy1: You VASTARD!

vastard by E^J April 1, 2010

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Vastayan King

to be patient over the other person's impatience

My father is so Vastayan King!

Vastayan King by warframe player May 31, 2019

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