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Noun:

(1) A popular terminology used whilst chatting to express excessive laughter; specifically descriptive of the point where ones laughter leads to hacking/coughing ("haq"-ing) up a lunger on ones computer screen. (2) "LOL"^82685

Verb:

To haq whilst chortling.
"Hahaha! Holy shit, that's the most hilarious thing I've heard in months! Haq!" ...BRB, I need to get a paper towel real quick."

"When you made those remarks about Chauncey's sister, I nearly haqed a marble sized lunger on my keyboard. That young woman refines 'loose' indeed."
haq by Thor Archimedes July 17, 2009
Related Words
Haqs • haques • Haqueian • haq den • haqasha • haqeef • haqeem • haqeer • haqiem • Haqimie
A short, nice looking guy with sleepy eyes and a cat person. He is an easy going person. Everyone can make friends with him. He knows how to attract people to be friends with him. He is the type of person that love to share and also a good listener. He so clingy with his loved one. However he doesn’t like to show off his relationship and prefer to make it private because he’s a low profile guy.
haq is so funny
Haq by mejakayu November 22, 2021
hit and quit "jenny hay"
haq by houbum May 17, 2010
Non sequitur expressed in dismay at the failed attempts of another's mollycoddled work.
Av: I'll try a few things and see what works best
Gerrit: haq
haq by ADH June 5, 2005
A short, nice looking guy with sleepy eyes. He is an easy going person. Everyone can make friends with him. He knows how to attract people to be friends with him. He also a cat person. He is the type of person that love to share and also a good listener. He so clingy with his loved one. However he doesn’t like to show off his relationship and prefer to make it private because he’s a low profile.
i love haq
Haq by mejakayu November 22, 2021
Is said when something goes wrong (even unexpectedly) and is a replacement for a swear phrase, though haq den is not vulgar nor a swear phrase. It is used to show dissappointment, anger, and frustration.
"why didn't you tell me you were going to the cinema, haq den!?"
"i can't do 1+1 haq den!"
haq den by Matthew Galea March 25, 2008
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