haq

Noun:

(1) A popular terminology used whilst chatting to express excessive laughter; specifically descriptive of the point where ones laughter leads to hacking/coughing ("haq"-ing) up a lunger on ones computer screen. (2) "LOL"^82685

Verb:

To haq whilst chortling.

"Hahaha! Holy shit, that's the most hilarious thing I've heard in months! Haq!" ...BRB, I need to get a paper towel real quick."

"When you made those remarks about Chauncey's sister, I nearly haqed a marble sized lunger on my keyboard. That young woman refines 'loose' indeed."

by Thor Archimedes July 17, 2009

haq

hit and quit "jenny hay"

jenny wants to haq francois

by houbum May 17, 2010

haq

Non sequitur expressed in dismay at the failed attempts of another's mollycoddled work.

Av: I'll try a few things and see what works best
Gerrit: haq

by ADH May 31, 2005

Haq

The Surname of kings or royals

omg, is that guy a haq????

by Umaga January 14, 2008

Haq

A short, nice looking guy with sleepy eyes and a cat person. He is an easy going person. Everyone can make friends with him. He knows how to attract people to be friends with him. He is the type of person that love to share and also a good listener. He so clingy with his loved one. However he doesn’t like to show off his relationship and prefer to make it private because he’s a low profile guy.

haq is so funny

by mejakayu November 22, 2021

Haqs

Hax or hacks

OMFG joo r use teh haqs!!!

by Haxxor January 04, 2004

haq den

Is said when something goes wrong (even unexpectedly) and is a replacement for a swear phrase, though haq den is not vulgar nor a swear phrase. It is used to show dissappointment, anger, and frustration.

"why didn't you tell me you were going to the cinema, haq den!?"
"i can't do 1+1 haq den!"

by Matthew Galea March 26, 2008