Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.
"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"
by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026
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