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Vapid eyelids, usually found on seemingly disinterested females. It exudes a condescending and bitchy attitude; it is brought forth without fail whenever a female is confronted with a large male ego. It is annoying and incredibly sexy at the same time.
Why is that Asian anchorwoman's eyes always half open?

Oh you mean Betty Liu? Yeah, she's got permanent vaplids.
Vaplids by pitbear June 19, 2010
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validsof 

a validsof is a person who likes to watch hentai all day and really just sucks at everything
person 1: yo you are such a validsof23
person 2: no bro i dont watch hentai
person 1: stop capping
validsof by evil chadlite king January 10, 2023

the validsof scale 

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact
Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale

the validsof virus 

as mentioned in my previous entrys validsof is a type of person who watches hentai
there is also a scale for it

now here comes the scary part: anyone can be infected by the validsof virus turning them into a validsof

this causes them to watch hentai
Person 1: yo dude i heard about the validsof virus i really dont wanna get infected
Person 2 (is a validsof): dont worry just stay beside me i wont infect you
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