A recruited physically-muscular and/or armed individual, or group of individuals, usually sent to collect a debt, threaten, attack, or otherwise intimidate another individual or group of people into some form of concession.
"Either the police will find and deal with him, OR, I'll find him myself and send some paid heavy around to deal with him."
by rm84 December 07, 2018
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"But I thought you liked dark comedy, Mum? Did you at least enjoy the holocaust jokes?"
"Brian, that wasn't dark comedy, that was VANTABLACK comedy!"
"Brian, that wasn't dark comedy, that was VANTABLACK comedy!"
by rm84 May 10, 2018
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