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Vanilla Cake 

A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.
Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?
Vanilla Cake by Oneironauts July 19, 2012
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Vanilla Cake 

Vanilla cake is when a friends bakes another friend a cake but nuts in it while making it.
Carmen made Jackson a vanilla cake
Vanilla Cake by DabKing69 June 2, 2018

Vanilla Fudge Cake 

When 2 guys lay down butt to butt and shat on eachother while rubbing it on each others body's
Me and my bro made a vanilla fudge cake last night on the couch.

Vanilla pound cake 

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

Vanilla pound cake 

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

Vanilla pound cake 

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

Vanilla Cakes

This could either be:
1) A term of endearment for someone you love
2) A white girl or girl of any race who is boring but has a great body, particularly, a bubble butt.
Man been talking to this new chick, she hot as hell, got an ass for days and whatnot but damn she hella boring. She's got nothing of substance to contribute to a conversation

Damn bro, she got a case of them vanilla cakes
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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