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Vanderwood 

A character from Mystic Messenger that most likely can and will tase everyone they don't like
Seven: "Hey Vanderwo-"
Vanderwood*FUcKING TASES HIM* "CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CHIP BAGS"
Vanderwood by Mystic Waffles July 26, 2018

Corky Vanderhoof

An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.
I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!

Devin Vandervoort

A kid with a very small package. He weighs about as much as holocaust victim and is lazy. He's a borderline queer, loves videogames and maturbaits to other's Ipod Touch's. He tends to like screamo and sucking cock.
damn she skinny..... kinda like Devin Vandervoort
Devin Vandervoort by Sandy Bunz November 23, 2010

vanderloo 

a stupid kid who is such a virgin it's like wow omg
hey look at that cunt over there named Vanderloo wtf
vanderloo by DoggyToucher123 September 20, 2017

Vanderhoof 

(n.) refers to a sexy girl at Catholic U who you want to bang
Danggg, did you see that Vanderhoof... I'd get with her!
Vanderhoof by mcgowan123 May 26, 2010

vanderhook 

Vanderhook

A really bad tempered cunt of a teacher who picks on her class, gives her students way too much homework and is a generally unpleasant person to be around.
Student 1: Ugh my teacher is such a cunt she's giving us so much homework and like 3 tests this week.

Student 2: wow what a fucking Vanderhook.