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Vanderhook

A really bad tempered cunt of a teacher who picks on her class, gives her students way too much homework and is a generally unpleasant person to be around.

Student 1: Ugh my teacher is such a cunt she's giving us so much homework and like 3 tests this week.

Student 2: wow what a fucking [Vanderhook.

vanderhook by M's. vanderfuck's student May 19, 2018

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Vanderwood

A character from Mystic Messenger that most likely can and will tase everyone they don't like

Seven: "Hey Vanderwo-"
Vanderwood*FUcKING TASES HIM* "CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CHIP BAGS"

Vanderwood by Mystic Waffles July 26, 2018

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Corky Vanderhoof

An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.

I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!

Corky Vanderhoof by VanderhoofVirus June 11, 2009

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Danderhook

The name for theatrical performance in progress

"do you wanna come see my danderhook?"

"DO NOT ENTER. Danderhooking in process"

Danderhook by shdrama10 April 24, 2010

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Devin Vandervoort

A kid with a very small package. He weighs about as much as holocaust victim and is lazy. He's a borderline queer, loves videogames and maturbaits to other's Ipod Touch's. He tends to like screamo and sucking cock.

damn she skinny..... kinda like Devin Vandervoort

Devin Vandervoort by Sandy Bunz November 23, 2010

vanderloo

a stupid kid who is such a virgin it's like wow omg

hey look at that cunt over there named Vanderloo wtf

vanderloo by DoggyToucher123 September 20, 2017

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Vanderhoof

(n.) refers to a sexy girl at Catholic U who you want to bang

Danggg, did you see that Vanderhoof... I'd get with her!

Vanderhoof by mcgowan123 May 26, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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