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vanderveer 

the most evil teacher in all existence.
see also: satan
man, vanderveer gave me a f today because i coughed in class. stupid whore!
vanderveer by ibsucks May 10, 2004
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Devin Vandervoort

A kid with a very small package. He weighs about as much as holocaust victim and is lazy. He's a borderline queer, loves videogames and maturbaits to other's Ipod Touch's. He tends to like screamo and sucking cock.
damn she skinny..... kinda like Devin Vandervoort
Devin Vandervoort by Sandy Bunz November 23, 2010

VanderVennet 

A person who talks obsessively about punctuation, grammer, and the proper usage of modifying words. A.K.A. Proofreading Nazi.
After recieving his paper back, Jim realized his teacher was a real VanderVennet.
VanderVennet by CP September 12, 2003

VanderVennet 

A person that cannot dance and rnjoys eating bull testicles.
At the club/restaurant, there are many vandervennets in the dance floor while eating their bull testicles.
VanderVennet by JTV May 9, 2005

James VanDerBeek 

Someone who always looks depressed or confused.
James VanDerBeek walks into a bar. Bartender says 'why the long face?'
James VanDerBeek by Goos' Gyrl April 11, 2020

memphis vanderberg 

A loyal man who proceeds to do bad things, but they always turn outright
Memphis Vanderberg took me to dinner but didn't pay his bill.
memphis vanderberg by hey mr mr September 24, 2019

Laura Vandervoort 

White hot actress that will play Supergirl in the tv show "Smallville" beginning September 2007.
Laura Vandervoort by Adrian October 9, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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