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Vandeventer middle school 

When you hear this name your probably thinking vand-a-what but this school is more than just a awkward word. This schools is populated with ghetto kids, unathletic crackers, and left over Indians from Lawler

At this school be prepared to lose in most sports: including soccer, football, and cross country. The rest of the teams at this school are mediocre. All the elective teachers are crazy, going into an elective class means be prepared for a ghetto person to make a move on the teacher or the teacher says something crazy.
Another thing you should look out for when going to this school is dirty jokes for example a boy tells another boy “I want to suck you off then eat your ass then pound you in the bathroom” this is then followed up with no homo and it’s all good.

Don’t come to this school “ periodttt sis” ,as the ghetto girls would say
vandeventer middle school conversations

Guy 1 your so thicccccc
Guy 2 “ yes I am daddy”
Guy 1 and 2 “no homo”

VanderVennet 

A person who talks obsessively about punctuation, grammer, and the proper usage of modifying words. A.K.A. Proofreading Nazi.
After recieving his paper back, Jim realized his teacher was a real VanderVennet.
VanderVennet by CP September 12, 2003

VanderVennet 

A person that cannot dance and rnjoys eating bull testicles.
At the club/restaurant, there are many vandervennets in the dance floor while eating their bull testicles.
VanderVennet by JTV May 9, 2005

James VanDerBeek 

Someone who always looks depressed or confused.
James VanDerBeek walks into a bar. Bartender says 'why the long face?'
James VanDerBeek by Goos' Gyrl April 11, 2020

Vandeventer Middle School 

vandeventer middle is where all the fuckin dumbass white girls wear dirty white vans, shell chokers, and rainbow fuckin striped croptops. somehow all the fuckin dumbass brokeass stupidass kids are in NJHS because they don’t have anyone else to put in cus all the smart lawler kids left. but hey atleast the curry stains on lockers are gone!! every time a vandy kid posts on their story its either “easy dub 21-0” or “hmu to buy chokers” and after half of wester came, the school started smelling like coke. all their fuckin bios have either some trash ass volleyball team or a bible verse.
“Hey you do you go to Vandeventer Middle School?”
“No way that school is dumb as shit!”

vanderstench 

The smell commonly found coming from sewers in metropolitan Nashville. Especially strong at certain locations on Vanderbilt's campus.
Person #1: Ahhh! What reeks?!
Person #2: That's the vanderstench!
vanderstench by ThisIsNotMyName December 12, 2006