Van The Man 

Pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.

his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.

he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.

van the man once climbed a mountain with no gear just to c wat was on the otherside.

he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.

he can get into any club just by knowing people

Van The Man by espioman99 November 17, 2009

The Mango-Van 

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

The Mango-Van by D.E June 11, 2006