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vampire mode 

When you have been binge drinking for so long that your body rejects solid food.
I've been off work for a week and I'm in vampire mode now.
vampire mode by stupenzo October 3, 2013

Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.
Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?
Modern Vampire by Bronthing January 5, 2011

Modern-Day Vampire 

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

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one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
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a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe
www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com
Modern-Day Vampire by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

Modern Day Vampire

Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.
I am Steve and I am a modern day vampire.
Modern Day Vampire by Cole Minors December 14, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026