Valentine's day

A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.
Stupid Valentine's day!
by skunkpit September 15, 2009
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Valentine's day

A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.

Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.

It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit

For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"

Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
by SithLord89 February 04, 2011
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Valentine's day

A day to celebrate anyone you love

(NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)
Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day

I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr
by greenavocado February 15, 2020
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Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back
"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"
by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017
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Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.
Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?
by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019
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Valentine's day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day
by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 14, 2018
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Valentine's day

pretty much national sex day.

A day for romance and making single people miserable.
"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"
by maddywasnthere February 14, 2010
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