by RetfirDMX March 04, 2008
1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
by Gazuga April 22, 2004
What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it
Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!
Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
by A Gorilla August 21, 2007
Feburary 14th
A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
by Valentine's day is my birthday what fun. November 26, 2006
A commercialized holiday that is designed to make you and your "significant other" fall in love even more. Or, gives you the opportunity to tell your "crush" that you love them and what not. But really just ends up making 90% of the population depressed and lonely. Also causing a lot of girls to get typical gifts with no originality whatsoever because they advertise every girl wanting a rose and a box of chocolates.
Him: "Here honey I bought you a dozen roses"
Her: "Oh, how original, thanks honey" in a complete sarcastic tone while thinking, wow another dozen rozes i can display for 2 days then throw away.
Her: "Oh, how original, thanks honey" in a complete sarcastic tone while thinking, wow another dozen rozes i can display for 2 days then throw away.
by Amer February 14, 2005
- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.
Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.
- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.
- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.
- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.
- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."
Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."
Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."
Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."
Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
The 14th of February, the day where people celebrate love. One of those "holidays" that helps the stores to make more money off of cards, roses, chocolate, etc.
Also...If you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, then good for you. If you're single (especially if you're single and not loving it) then it's a day in which couples just rub their whole relationship thing in your face. Basically lets single people know very well they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (as if they don't know that already).
See Single Awareness Day.
Also...If you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, then good for you. If you're single (especially if you're single and not loving it) then it's a day in which couples just rub their whole relationship thing in your face. Basically lets single people know very well they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (as if they don't know that already).
See Single Awareness Day.
Shannon: "Oh my gosh, Trent and I have been dating for like almost half a year now, and we plan to go out to eat for Valentine's Day!"
Me: "At least you HAVE a boyfriend to spend Valentine's Day with..."
Me: "At least you HAVE a boyfriend to spend Valentine's Day with..."
by st_clair59 October 29, 2009