Valentikes Day
Twas Valentikes Day and the little boy gave the little girl next door a half-dead flower.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.
Valentikes Day by Hyena King February 14, 2010
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valentines day video
a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.
phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"
valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015
valentines day
"When is your birthday?"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
valentines day by Martar October 7, 2008
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valentines day by Xyrena June 13, 2007
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Valentines day by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007
Gay Valentines Day
February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.
"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"
"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.
"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.
Gay Valentines Day by HiCallum October 1, 2013
valentines day
the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark
person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
valentines day by join the teenage army March 12, 2008
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